Tumblr Self Portrait: December 2010 - September 2014

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Johnny Marr tells David Cameron to stop saying he likes The Smiths
New entry in The Urban Dictionary: ‘Clegged Out’
Police demand new stop and search powers
Welfare bill soars as coalition counts cost of austerity drive
Students could boost marks by showing corporate skills
TORY VAT BOMBSHELL.
YOU’D PAY £389 MORE
A YEAR IN VAT UNDER
THE CONSERVATIVES
The Conservatives would have to raise the average family’s VAT by £389 to pay for their tax promises.
VAT rises as Income Tax falls
The rise will be “permanent”
Students could end academic education at 14 under coalition plans
Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali forced to flee Tunisia as protesters claim victory
East Berlin fights back against the yuppy invaders
Muammar Gaddafi condemns Tunisia uprising amid reports of protests in the Libyan city of al-Bayda
Thousands of Israelis rally in defence of human and civil rights
Marine Le Pen succeeds 82-year-old father as leader of Front National with poll showing one in five would vote for her
Wikileaks given data on Swiss bank accounts
Nick Clegg outlines plans for new parental leave rules
This divorce tax is emotional terrorism
Clegg’s paternity plan: a small step forward. But to encourage more men to care for children, the coalition must tackle the gender pay gap.
Tunisian uprising fires a warning to region’s hardliners
Study for Joseph Rowntree Foundation shows fall in spending power of low-income families of 10% in decade
Secret papers reveal slow death of Middle east peace process
Israeli soldiers fired at Gaza aid flotilla in self-defence, says inquiry
UK GDP growth, quarter on previous quarter
UK economy suffers 0.5% contraction
Growth by sector
Fourth quarter 2010 compared with third quarter 2010
Percentage change
Agriculture
Mining
Manufacturing
Utilities
Construction
Hospitality
Transport
Finance
Government
Total services
Student protesters target NUS president
Beaufort Plumbing & Gasfitting
03 523492242
Mobile 0418149834
The Bonham Carter-Cameron gang
Uncool Britannia: how British culture turned Tory
Andrew Neil is right: It’s time to break open the political class
Inside the anti-kettling HQ: Sukey
We all helped suppress the Egyptians. So how do we change?
David Cameron tells Muslim Britain: stop tolerating extremists
David Cameron warns of failed ‘state multiculturalism’

Dirty old Blighty, undereducated, economically backward, bizarre. A catalogue of modern miseries with its fake traditions, its Irish war, its militarism and secrecy, its silly old judges, its hatred of intellectuals, its ill health and bad food, its sexual repression, its hypocrisy and racism and its intolerance. It’s so exotic… so home-made

Liberal multiculturalism masks an old barbarism with a human face
PM’s speech at Munich Security Conference on Radicalisation and Islamic Extremism.

Daddy, what did you do to save libraries?

To us, it’s an obscure shift of tax law. To the City, it’s the heist of the century
City donations to the Tories double under Cameron
Want to understand youth joblessness? Just look at the diagram
UK Youth Labour Market 2000-2010
Police struggle to adapt to UK’s agile protest movement
Marine Le Pen praises Cameron stance on multiculturalism
For Egypt, this is the miracle of Tahrir Square: There is no room for compromise. Either the entire Mubarak edifice falls, or the uprising is betrayed
Gove loses court battle over cancelled school building projects: Judge rules cancellation of school building programme an ‘abuse of power’
By lunchtime he was on a plane with his family to Sharm el-Sheikh, where he also has a palace which he periodically lends to Tony Blair.
Where next for Hosni Mubarak? Wealth and fears of prosecution will dictate future

Oh, shit, Dude. I’m sorry.

BARBARIE - CIVILISATION

David Cameron enjoys some shop-based banter. It’s cashier humour. You probably aren’t common enough to understand.
Protests Across The Middle East
US vetoes UN condemnation of Israeli settlements
Niall Ferguson: ‘Westerners don’t understand how vulnerable freedom is’ : Niall Ferguson is one of the world’s leading historians, but his pro-colonial views have been heavily criticised. Here, he explains why he’s now targeting a young audience
NUS president will not seek re-election

Just dubbin around & getting my step on.

Gaddafi fund prompt LSE students’ sit-in
LSE head quits over Gaddafi scandal


II

0/4
See me
after
class!!!

A basketball is dropped vertically. It reaches a height of 2 m on the first bounce. The height of each subsequent bounce is 90% of the previous bounce.

(a) What height does it reach on the 8th bounce?

FUCK School
FUCK Steve Harvey
FUCK Tyler

I RUN THIS SHIT

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BOUGHT AN SLR TODAY
~PHOTOGRAPHER~

“WITHING TWENTY-FOUR HOURS I HAD TRADED THE LIFE OF A COLLEGE GIRL FOR THAT OF A THEATRE USHERETTE. A JOB THAT BARELY PAID FOR MY ROOM AND MEALS — NO FRIENDS, NO PLEASURES — NOTHING BUT DISMAL LONELINESS!”

Hello?
Is it me you’re looking for?

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

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Where is everybody?

YEAH!

Academic fury over order to study the big society

FREQUENCY

LOOK KITTEN, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK. IF I SAY I’M A FEMINIST THEN BY GOD I AM ONE!

N        FUN            FUN            F
    FUN            FUN            FUN
UN        FUN            FUN            F
    FUN            FUN            FUN

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Fuck this landscape I gotta move someplace else
HI-FI
102.4
TRAVELING THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL
PLAY PLAY
Nietzsche, what’s the matter?
Nothing.

Headteachers vote overwhelmingly in favour of strike ballot over pensions: National Association of Head Teachers on course for first ever national strike in protest at cuts to public sector pensions

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
i’m really hoping every day for nuclear winter or a zombie holocaust to provide me a shortcut to greatness
MAMAS DONT LET YOUR BABIES
GROW UP TO BE LAWYERS
LET THEM BE FARMERS OR
LOGGERS AND SUCH
PLAY
HIFI
NORMAL
I eat
Brains
When your mind becomes obsessed with anything,
you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere

Richest students to pay for extra places at UK’s best universities: Universities shakeup could allow UK students to enrol in college of their choice as long as they pay vastly higher fees up front
Europe warned of financial chaos over Greek debt crisis: Greek prime minister fails to form unity government as police battle rioters in Athens and shares tumble over default fears

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KEEP CALM
watch 90s cartoons
but his
are
alchemy
We told them the wealth
would “trickle down”!

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When i use a word,
it means what
I choose it to mean,

News of the World axed by News International : Sunday edition of Murdoch’s tabloid to be last in the aftermath of political and commercial fallout from phone-hacking scandal
Overseas artists boycott Britain in protest at visa clampdown

Rockin’ Mama’s
Put On Your Dancing Shoes
Let’s Rock and Roll
OPEN 24 HOURS    MUSIC
DON’T
PANIC!
ATTACK
FROM SPACE
DON’T BITE YOUR FRIENDS
LUKE
Y U NO COME 2 THE DARK SIDE?
FUCK THE POLICE
HUG ME!
BE MY
GHOUL FRIEND
LET’S BE
FRIENDS
I ADMIRE
YOUR BRAINS
DRIVE OFFENSIVELY!
He triggered the rear guns once more. A direct hit! The blue car skidded as the driver lost control - then flipped and caught fire.
That would teach HIM not to tailgate…

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ANARCHY
YOB RULE
THE ANARCHY SPREADS
ANARCHY IN THE UK
FLAMING MORONS
Out of control: riots reach crisis point
Rule of the mob
The battle for London
JOHNSON FIDDLES
AS LONDON BURNS
Mob rule

SHOPLIFTERS
WILL BE
EXECUTE
Desperately in need of some stranger’s hand
THESE ARE THE LIVING DEAD…
You shouldn’t let poet lie to you.
*in le water
*goes underwater
*crawling on floor
i am a sea creature
“STUDENT LOANS”
LEGALIZED SLAVERY
SUMMER IS HERE, NO MORE
PROJECTS TO KEEP YOU UP ALL
NIGHT
STAY UP ANYWAY
ENDLESS
BUMMER.
EARTH    FIRE
WIND    WATER
HEART
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
1997
NOW
NOSE VIEW
ALT. 7.10    AIR.. 75
SNAKE PLISSKEN
He doesn’t give a fuck about your war, or your president.
HOPE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW

Vietnam’s rice bowl threatened by rising seas: Climage change is turning rivers of Mekong Delta salty, spelling disaster for millions of poor farmers

RELAX
TO THE
MAX.
Internet
Nintendo Sixty-FOOOURRR!!!

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EMBRACE THE COSMOS
Be Excellent
To
Each Other.
MULTI-SENSORY
TECHNOLOGY

Ministers back anti-abortion lobby reforms : Charitis warn of ‘distress and delay’ as they are stripped of principal responsibility to counsel women seeking a termination
UK summer the coolest for 18 years
Theresa May widens London march ban : Home secretary outlaws marches in City of London after banning similar demonstrations in other parts of the capital

Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with “Thou”
Let’s face it!
IT’S HALLOWE’EN!

Autumn Is Coming For You

What is it, where is it
How will it affect me
Fuck that shit, I need that shits bound to be the death of me
Fuck buying it I’m taking it, and sharing it with nobody
[…]
Shit is mine
It’s all mine
All the time
Shit is mine
KEEP
CALM
AND
RISE
ABOVE

Battered by Economic Crisis, Greeks Turn to Barter Networks
Youth joblessness highest since Tories last in power, new figures to reveal : The number of unemployed young people has passed the million mark, according to statistics to be published this week
Iceland’s Katla volcano eruption ‘could be imminent’ : Some experts believe an eruption of much more powerful Icelandic volcano than Eyjafjallajokul is likely soon
We, the undersigned writers and all who will join us, support Occupy Wall Street and the Occupy Movement around the world.
“Occupy Everything.”
- The 99%

Hyperlinks From Hell

= The Apocalypse
Feist’s Metals + Kanye’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy + Bill Callahan’s Apocalypse + Arcade Fire’s The Suburbs + John Maus’s We Must Become The Pitiless Censors Of Ourselves = The Apocalypse

Everything = The Apocalypse

Flood warnings issued for Devon, Cornwall, Wales and Yorkshire : Heavy rain, high winds and flash floods expected as agency issues alerts for south-west, Welsh rivers and Yorkshire coast
Google: US law enforcement tried to get videos removed from YouTube : The technology giant’s biannual transparency report reveals a 70% rise in takedown requests from US government or police
Google asked to remove 135 YouTube videos for ‘UK national security issues’ : US technology giant reports 71% rise in content removal requests from UK government or police
St Paul’s Cathedral canon resigns : Giles Fraser quits over plans to forcibly remove Occupy London Stock Exchange protesters from outside cathedral
Councils ‘unprepared for flood risk’ : Only 30% of local authorities believe they have requisite expertise to deal with extreme weather conditions, report finds

SIT ON PAVEMENT
NOTHING TO DO BUT THINK
ABOUT GOVERNMENT

FTSE 100 directors’ earnings rose by almost half last year : Latests survey of boardroom pay finds average compensation went up by 49% to £2.7m
Grabbing as much as possible while they still can…
Unesco grants Palestine full membership : Controversial move endorsed in UN cultural agency vote despite US threat of withholding £50m in funds
Women victims of domestic violence to lose out in legal aid reforms : Charities are attack the government’s decision to effectively change the definition of domestic violence
Oakland turns to first general strike in 65 years
Hundreds of teachers have called-in to work. Shops have locked their doors in solidarity.
Oakland port is shut down by Occupy protesters : One of America’s busiest shipping ports is closed after thousands of demonstrators march on the city
Greenhouse gases rise by record amount : Level of greenhouse gases are higher than the worst case scenario outlined by climate experts just four years ago
Il Pleut. Greece has poured vinegar on the G20’s frites.

WANT TO OCCUPY WALLSTREET
SO. MANY. PEOPLE.

III

Sloriding Into The Sun

40BPM AND BELOW

G R A V E H

Endlands

OCCUPY
ALL THE THINGS

NO CARS

Farmlands

Huzzah For Boredom!

Depends where you listen to it

UN: farmers must produce 70% more food by 2050 to feed population

Aridlands

Picture emerges of Tory strike
basher Michael Gove on the picket
line during his OWN walkout
“IT IS
WRONG
TO
STRIKE”
ALL THE
ENCOURAGEMENT
WE NEED
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU

Major Bummer

Storage boxes

MY CAT
FROM
HELL
MY CAT FROM HELL IS MY
FAVOURITE SHOW. I WOULD
LIKE TO BE JACKSON
GALAXY TO ME CATS.

Winter colours

Wooooooo

Goodbye
England.

Hackers plan space satellites to combat censorship

‘And so, our young heroes step forward into 2012…’

Undercover police had children with activists
Rare minerals dearth threatens global renewables industry
Labour MP backs smacking of children
State schools hover on the brink of huge private sector revolution

Most of my time is spent waiting.

I kiss at last the beloved ground of my land
That I left one day with my hard heart full of pain.
I have looked in the faces of my old friends
But nobody looked at me as my old friend.

And now what happens, you must, you must tell me.
You must remember who I am.

If you see a man with downcast eyes and ragged clothes
Walking through your village, don’t shun him but go beside.
I’m that man, and now I beg you, help me. I need you. I need you.

The liar who told me sweetheart that I was dead
To take my place, he shall pay for this base lie.
Those who saw me as a rundown man,
Those who tried to destroy all our world,
Shall leave forever our beloved land,
Because we are fearless men,
Because we are fearless men,
Because we are fearless men.

She Touched something
on my boat.
So I cut her hair off.
She said I wouldn’t look
so ugly if cut my hair.
So I threw her over
board.

George Osborne poised to slash top tax rate from 50p to 40p
Public servants in poorer regions to get lower pay
Azhar Ahmed - charged with treason over Facebook comments
Cambridge student gets seven-term ban for poetic protest at Willetts speech
Minimum wage frozen for under-21s
David Cameron unveils plan to sell off the roads

A deluge of blood shall stain
these woods crimson.
I’ll lay a fresh mountain of corpses
over these bleached bones.
The devil’s path
will always lead to doom
I can’t help but feel
this is already a dream.
I’m terribly drunk.
You mortals! Your behaviour
is very mystifying
You want something, but act
as if you do not want it
Human beings are so strange,
terrified to look into the bottom of their own hearts.

We can’t go on like this.
I’ll cut the deficit, not the NHS.
YEAR
FOR
CHANGE
Read our plan for change at conservatives.com
New graduates will have to work until 71 before qualifying for state pension : Chancellor’s decision to link pension age and longevity means young people will have to work longer before they can retire
Student jailed for racist Fabrice Muamba tweets

Post-Apocalyptic film soundtracks 24/7

Government plans increased email and social network surveillance

IV

He has gone for ever, he has gone for ever,” he muttered. “He has gone because he found the life here tedious, and once more I am as lonely as the sand of the desert!

“Alas, my wounds have numbed my spirit.”

News-bombs all over the place. Hotting up. End times.

Storm!

UK sinks into double-dip recession
Foodbank handouts double as more families end up on the breadline
Graphic GDP: How does this recession compare?

VOTE TEMPA T
You could go to work, or you could be the boss

Ladies: why you should stop shaving
Can it EVER be socially acceptable to have hairy armpits? Woman who gave up shaving debates prickly subject on This Morning

For the rebellions of the belly are the worst.
There’s many a one who would be idle if hunger didn’t pinch him; but the stomach sets us to work.

Hacking through dead, old roots.
-!-

Sunburn in the rain.
.

Ahh


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140: Promotion of condensation

Now now now now now now

the wild raging millions, that wander
in forests, and howl in the law-blasted
wastes

Found, West Pier,
eve of St. John.
No one ever sees me.
I’m always underwater.
It’s dangerous up there.
I can’t remember anything.
I bring in more than enough stuff for two.
You see, I’m a treasure hunter.
The city’s history is here.
- I see.
- I’m here, cataloging, dating.
Don’t go back up there.

This will prove a brave kingdom to me, where I shall have my music for nothing.
London, that great sea whose ebb and flow
At once is deaf and loud, and on the shore
Vomits its wrecks, and still howls on for more.

Why Are All The Music Men From Minnesota?

Little Red Courgette

This could have occurred nowhere but in England, where men and sea interpenetrate, so to speak - the sea entering into the life of most men, and the men knowing something or everything about the sea, in the way of amusement, of travel, or of bread-winning.
She was all rust, dust, grime - soot aloft, dirt on deck.
The deck was a wilderness of smashed timber, lying crosswise like trees in a wood after a hurricane. […] The deck was a tangle of planks on edge, of planks on end, of splinters, of ruined woodwork. The masts rose from that chaos like big trees above a matted undergrowth.
The boats, fast astern, lay in a deep shadow, and all around I could see the circle of the sea lighted by the fire. A gigantic flame arose forward straight and clear. It flared fierce, with noises like the whirr of wings, with rumbles as of thunder. There were cracks, detonations, and from the cone of flame the sparks flew upwards, as man is born to trouble, to leaky ships, and to ships that burn.

is the PLANET EARHT the NEW
DRESDEN?

Water, water, everywhere

'No one ever sees me'
'I'm always underwater'
'It's dangerous up there'
'I bring in more than enough for two'
'You see, I'm a treasure hunter'
'The city's history is here'
'I'm here cataloguing, dating'
'Don't go back up there'

'Everyone always sees me'
'I'm always on the water'
'It's safe up here'
'I can remember everything'
'I bring in less than enough for two'
'You see, I'm a hunted treasure'
'The city's history is not here'
'I'm there scattering, levelling'
'Do come back up here’

President of what?
I don’t give a fuck about your war or your president.

‘I can’t read everything’

‘Never buy’

Disappointed by society, young people are fleeing
to the wilderness.

FUCK COLLEGE
IM GOING TO BE A PIGEON MAN

‘Information Overload’

‘Level, Salvage, Assemble’

‘Weeding’

I JUST
WANT TO
SLEEP

“Sifting through the silt”
“Wading through the floods”
“Under the punishing sun”
“Caked in mud”

“Knitted everything”

Colonel, you’ve got to flood it again, laws or no laws. Have you been down in those streets; they’re obscene and hideous! It’s a nightmare world that’s dead and finished, Strangman’s resurrecting a corpse!

JOHN MAUS
ECHO MIC
…IT’S TIME
TO DIIIE!
SING LIKE
YOUR
FAVOURITE
POP STAR!!
I wish I had learnt kung fu.
Instead of studying.

“Sifting through the silt”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP CHOMSKY.”
And Now a Message…
TOTALLY
FOR KIDS
“KIDS
DON’T KICK
KIDS!”
REMEMBER YOUR POWER PROMISES:
Promise to solve problems without fighting.
Keep martial arts where it belongs - in the dojo.
Always use self-control.
Always be a good sport.
Everything works better when you work as a team.
FATHER, THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!!
Guyver!

“Blah blah blah lahb blha hlab”

“Books, books, books, books…”

“Up before twelve”

“How do you roast potatoes?”

you heaven’t our clammy, penetrating cold to contend with […] the sun is a disinfectant
Along the bands of [the] miry canal are patches of waste ground on which the caravans have been dumped liked rubbish shot out of a bucket.

“Up before eleven”

there is at least a tinge of truth in that picture of Southern England as one enormous Brighton inhabited by lounge-lizards

“I don’t have enough money to buy your books. Given them to me for free.”

leave the world for my room and emerge
with the moon, something upon which the
reflected light of my experience and
knowledge could be seen
I can’t take any more of this radio! I’ve never
heard so much shit in all my life! Sailor Ripley
you get me some music now! I meant it!
No!
Mama, if you get in the way
of our happiness,
I’ll fucking pull your
arms out by the roots!

“Up before ten”

In the daytime, austerity. In the nighttime,
oblivion. Daytime, nighttime.
Maybe my mama
cares for me just a little too much.

“Up before nine”

“Up before Eight”

“Don’t go in there! Go in here.”

I don’t want to go to college, it’s a load of crap, straight out the donkey’s ass!
Plead guilty witch!
- My idols are dead and my
enemies are in power
Run quickly, comrade,
the old world is behind you!
Get up Trinity.
Wiggle your big toe.
Fly, you fools!

“Up before eight”

GO
OUT
SIDE
That’s your solution to everything,
to move under the sea. It won’t happen.
FREEZE TO DEATH

“Why haven’t I ever heard Throbbing Gristle?”

“Forver searching for benevolent patrons…”

“Trapped by night”

“I’m trapped in a box, surrounded by darkness!”

“Rarrrrr!”

“We need more POWER captain!”

“Land Law?”

“So, which of you punks have got my back?”

“Forever sloriding into the sun in a salvaged submarineeeee”

“Oh god! Admin!”

Don’t let the sadness
of the swamps get to you.

“When the bluebells bloom, can I have fun? Or
are things still looking bad?”

400ppm 400ppm 400ppm 400ppm 400ppm
400ppm 400ppm 400ppm 400ppm 400ppm
400ppm 400ppm 400ppm 400ppm 400ppm
400ppm 400ppm 400ppm 400ppm 400ppm
All the dreams I had, All the wishes I had,
Stone’s gone up
Read hard, young padawan.
1982
THE WORST IS
YET TO COME
YOU’RE SO FUCKIN’ LOST!V

Farmers fail to feed UK after extreme weather hits wheat crop
Third of all honeybees colonies in England did not survive winter
Boat Race protester Trenton Oldfield ordered to leave UK
Queen set for 5% income boost
David Cameron warns MPS over their plan for £10k pay rise

INTERNET - 2021
I WAS TOO
PUNK ROCK
FOR YOU
A Comprehensive
description of why
our relationship
failed.

Time machining for the first time………………

Escape escape escape escape escape
Escape escape escape escape escape
Escape escape escape escape escape
Escape escape escape escape escape

Lifes boring
Spice it up

Akira on the big screen - one of the best things have ever experienced

First Vietnamese lesson

Still sloriding into the sun

Sending out some love »»>

Ahh, I can see the music!
I thought you liked me
GET HER!

Fucking expensive equipment

Sending out some more love

DIAGNOSTIC
MEDICINE
EDITION

In Ha Noi

Burnout

ARE YOU LIVING IN THE
REAL WORLD?
Free Wifi
Robot music, soulless music,
cold music, whatever…
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
I AM TIRED OF EARTH. THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.

“But that would just be like shouting out into the void.”

“Jesus Christ! I thought it was sunset, but it’s
2pm! To someone from the Med these skies
would spell Doom.”

I’m scared 24 hours a day.
But not necessarily in New York.
I actually feel pretty comfortable in New York
I get scared, like in Sweden.
EMBRACE THE COSMOS
This oak tree and me,
we’re made of the same stuff.
CYBERPUNK
You should clone yourself
Why’s that?
So you can go fuck yourself
THIS SONG
ALWAYS
DEPRESSES ME
IT BRINGS BACK SUCH SAD
MEMORIES… YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN?
I’VE NEVER HEARD ANOTHER SONG
THAT DEPRESSES ME THE WAY
THIS ONE DOES…
PLAY IT AGAIN,
WILL YOU?

Throwing away old VHS tapes. Traumatic.

Throwing away the VHS machine as well…

Bulb burnnn

I’m in control of me emotions.
For those who dread being in fashion’s doghouse, there is hope - in the form
of an all-natural fiber that can help you put on the dog
Knitting
with
Dog
Hair
Better a sweater
from a dog you
know and love
than from a sheep
you’ll never meet
Stop
VACUUMING
and START
KNITTING!
SCULLAYYYY
Flashback to Escape from the Planet of the Apes.
Cornelius and Zira - captive in a world they do not
understand!
BLEATING FOOL! HOW CAN
YOU PRESUME TO KNOW?!
GET
AWAY!
LET HER
DIE!
LET HER
BE WHAT
SHE WAS
MEANT
TO BE!
TOUGH
kids
EXPERIENCE THE YEAR 2000…
AND HOPE TO HELL YOU CAN ESCAPE!
ESCAPE
2000
LIFEFORM
METALLIC MASS
2 METERS LOND
CYLINDRICAL
TERMINIUM
Do those dishes.
They’re done.
Kids
on the
Internet
HE’S HIP
HE’S COOL
HE’S 45

VI

I would like, in general, to treat people
with much more care and respect.
I would like to climb a tall hill.
Not too tall.
Sit in the cool grass.
Not too cool.
And feel the sun on my face.
I would very much like
to make love to a beautiful woman
who I had genuine affection for.
I don’t know.
I guess they pushed him too far.
WANT ME
TO KILL
THEM?
Maybe this will become, like,
a cool thing, living with your parents.
Don’t dream it
Be it
We’re adults, but, like… adult cats. Someone should probably
take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
Life is too short not to orgasm
everyday

Katniss
do you
love me
idk can we
just try and not
get eaten by
wolves
Katniss do
you love me
IDK STILL
TRYING NOT
TO DIE
You and Peeta
are my OTP
break up and I’ll kill
your family
are you kidding
me dude
LOVE
TRIANGLE
GET THAT
SHIT AWAY FROM ME

TECHNOLOGY
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
trapped in a rotting body on a dying planet in a mysterious dimension controlled by an unknown force

Mantras, mantras, mantras, mantras, mantras

We are all miserable, says literature (ten years in the future)

SOMEBODY IN THIS
CAMP AIN’T WHAT HE
APPEARS TO BE.
Nobody trusts anybody now.
And we’re all very tired.
That fucking hat
YEAH, WELL FUCK YOU TOO

PLEASE INSERT A CASSETTE
I AM A GOD
Don’t care.
I’m a bear
best thing
GONE TO A PLACE WITHOUT
CLOCKS, WITHOUT SEASONS,
WITHOUT HOURGLASSES
TO TRAP THE SHIFTING
PINK SAND.
CYBER
CRIME
VIOLENT
SHIT

Watered down orange juice

Babble, babble, babble

Never go to Ealing. There’s no way out.

“Do we need dinner? Can’t we just eat chocolate brazil nuts?”

The bubbling of ear drops

Journey to the heart of the house price bubble

Happy belated valentines to all of you
beautiful people

In love with Anne Briggs

My mum thinks I’m an alien

Spend, spend, spend. Money, money, money.

Visions of mould, damp, cracks and holes.

Visions of surface run off, collapses, moss and rot.

We’re closing in on
undeclared income
If you’ve declared all your income
you have nothing to fear.
TINES
UP.

Culture post-2008
Morning tea. Yes, morning tea.
Where would we be without morning tea?
Gonna get a saxamaphone and just deep
breathe through it forever.
FUCK YEAH BEETHOVEN
Sitting surfing the web listening to
BEETHOVEN.
walking in the rain listening to BEETHOVEN.
Exercising listening to BEETHOVEN.
Too many books.
The flies are starting to come out.
Forever scrolling
Scop
Primary school nightmares
Non-musical poetry? Why?
Love is contemporary

In the dark times, will there also be
singing?
Yes, there will be singing
About the dark times.
NOBODY TOLD ME
THERE’D BE DAYS
LIKE THESE
New Hope Church
GOD        SAYS
HOMOSEXUALITY
IS        IN
S
THE REASON
I STAYED IN
THE HOUSE
ALL DAY
MONDAY : GENERAL AIR OF DEPRESSION
TUESDAY : HURRICANE
WEDNESDAY : GALACTIC CONFLICT.
THURSDAY : GLACIATION
FRIDAY : WAITING IN FOR FRIDGE TO BE DELIVERED.
SATURDAY : SOME SORT OF FORCE FIELD.
SUNDAY : GIANT FLOATING HEAD.

ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS
POLICE WILL NEVER HELP YOU
inoculate yourself
against mind control

GIRLFRIEND
SHE IS SMART
SHE IS PRETTY
WE WATCH MOVIES
WE EAT FOOD
I LOVE HER!!!
Naomi…
Will you
marry me?
NO
CHERRY LANE

HIS ONLY WEAPON…
600 HORSES…
OF FUEL INJECTED VENGEANCE…
Every single day, I screamed
and screamed!
When I got tired of screaming
I picked fights with men.
I beat the shit out of them.
All men are my enemies.
Men! Men! Men! Die!

You should ask someone
that has a non-biased opinion
Because I’m a Prince groupie
Prince could come stand like this…
…for two hours & I’d go “YAS!”
So you should ask someone else

‘Professionals only.’

See the amazing 3D movie!
VII

The relative stability of an analogue book.
The intimacy of a hair cut.
The luxury of a hard copy subscription.
Well, Charles Olson was boring…
Forever U-Turning
Trapped indoors, on its own, playing with lego.
Forever scanning
Getting out your oyster card to open your front door.
The home sweet home of a laptop.
The first time all the cds were uploaded to the computer.

Noise boxes

WRECKLESS.
CREATE
MORE!
RIP

What’s everyone doing right now everywhere?
Hiding out in books.
Cloaking yourself in music.
Imagine an analogue piano
Amateurs

The sky above the port was the colour of
television, tuned to a dead channel.

Imagine hitting an analogue drum.
An overwhelmed renaissance man.
To hermit oneself by a mountain river source
stream.
Are philosophy/theory texts only accessible
through the use of coffee?

Some words from The IPCC’s press release
for their forthcoming Working Group III’s April
report
Pervasive risks… Opportunities exist… Challenges… occuring on all continents and across the oceans… ill-prepared… risks… difficult to manage… high levels… future risks… changing… reduce risks… making choices… risks in a changing world… surprises… vulnerable people… lack of preparedness… in harm’s way… hazards… triggering… smart actions… decrease risk… we are not prepared… better preparation… reacting… preparing… adaptation… Future risks… Increasing magnitudes… severe and pervasive impacts… suprising or irreversible… high levels… continued growth… challenging to manage… face limits… from the tropics to the poles, from small islands to large continents, and from the wealthiest countries to the poorest… vulnerable around the world… interacts with other stresses to increase risk… the world faces a host of risks… a challenge in managing risk… tackling them creatively… help build a more vibrant world…

Stay away from caffeine.
Three years in pyjamas
What happened?
Turquoise dreams

MORRISONS
h choice for you

Active bodies in collapsing worlds
No more collapsing bodies in active worlds
London is too old

KRAKEN
VINCENNES
FONTENAY / BOIS
ROSNY / BOIS
MAIRIE-Place J Jaures
AUTRES DIRECTIONS
BEWARE!
JAPANESE
KNOTWEED
Some things never die, beautiful things
like you and I.

Changing strings
Weak wires, broken LED, resurrected mixer…
Sunny Sunday afternoon listening to
Throbbing Gristle’s discography
Sweet sweet refunds

BACK IN MY DAY
WE MADE INDUSTRIAL MUSIC
WITH OIL BARRELS AND SHEETS
OF METAL.
You’re going through hell.
Keep going?
Yes
TWISTER
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
THERE IS NO FRIENDZONE
KEEP
>
RIGHT
NO WAY OUT
NO HUMAN ERROR UT
I CAREFULLY
BURNED
THE PAST.

INFORMATION OVERLOAD
In our toilet, you can hear voices.

And when we feel pessimism crouching on our shoulders like a stinking vulture, he said, we banish it, we smother it with optimism. We want, and our want kills doom.
VIII

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I just want to be a mint farmer.
Butterflies, bees, wasps and ants in my first
herb garden.

As the world warmed, birch scrub,
pine forest and deciduous wildwood
successively reclaimed the land. People
and animals moved back into the valley
too. The patterns of their lives revolved
around complex routines of movement
and residence, exploitation and
co-existence.
The forest became the familiar frame
within which people’s lives unfolded.
Clearings in the trees were maintained
with fire and axe. Here plants were
gathered for food, animals hunted,
seasonal camps re-established and chance
friendships renewed.
The Britons… wear their hair long.
They shave every other part of the body,
except for the upper lip.
A green and pleasant land

INto Utopia series 2 on CH4. Wish Britain was
always visually oversaturated.
Forever scrolling
The internet has blown my brain again.
Full internet overinformation.
Forever not knowing enough to respond.
Forever not knowing enough to speak.
Forever not knowing enough to start.